Star Wars-nördar út um víða veröld halda daginn í dag hátíðlegan enda er bergmálar 4. maí þekktustu setninguna úr þessari dáðu, sex þátta geimóperu. May the fourth... be with you. Star Wars -fólk fagnar ekki síst á Facebook og þá helst með því að birta uppáhalds línurnar sínar úr myndunum í stöðuuppfærslum.
Svarthöfði tekur að sjálfsögðu þátt í gleðinni af heilum hug, en ekki hvað? Og dagurinn gefur okkur gott tilefni til þess að birta gamlan og sígildar setningar úr fyrri þríleiknum sem má með illum vilja setja í mjög svo kynferðislegt samhengi.
Svarthöfði getur þó tæpast verið vændur um dónaskap þar sem Stjörnustríðsmyndirnar eru að sjálfsögðu hin besta fjölskylduskemmtun en óneitanlega má hafa lúmskt gaman að því að slíta eftirfarandi setningar úr samhengi og lesa þær með kynlíf í huga.
Star Wars: A New Hope
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
Look at the size of that thing!
Sorry about the mess...
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
The Empire Strikes Back
And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!
Possible he came in through the south entrance.
I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
Hurry up, golden-rod...
That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.
But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..
Control, control! You must learn control!
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
Return of the Jedi
And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day!
Hey! Point that thing someplace else!
It'll work. It'll work.
Rise, my friend.
Hey, don't worry; Chewie and I got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this.
I need more men.
I think you'll fit in nicely.
Move closer! Get along side that one!
Back door, huh? Good idea.
She's gonna blow!
